Ahem. My MIL has a birthday on March 5.
I have traditionally baked a cake for her on that day. She likes chocolate. Whatcha got?
UPDATE: Never mind. She wants Italian cream. She'll be 93.
Well, thinking it over, I don't want to make an Italian cream. I'm doing Hershey's Perfectly Chocolate.
Keep your exquisite chocolate. This is what she grew up with. She didn't actually demand the Italian cream. She just said it was always good.